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Portmanteau Foods 2

Portmanteau Foods 2

Frankenfood Done Well, and Well Done
Contest ended 5 months ago 11/6/2009 EDT
 
 
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By Shoeshopper1 (Score: 4.859)
0

Pork Chop + Artichoke = Porkchoke

A harsh porkchoke was heard as the pig gagged on a tight head of fleshy leaves.

Word count: 21
 
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By Modem (Score: 4.76)
2

Want to liven up your Stanley Cup party, but not break the bank?

Try the new, outrageous new meat product from Klezmer Blenderz: Avongue

This fruit-beef fusion makes an amazing high-protein guacamole and tastes great on chip.

Avongue

Look for it in your market deli case today!

Word count: 43

This is what happens wehn you work in a full-service supermarket deli too long. ;)

 
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By kandisluv (Score: 4.232)
0

Potatoes+Tomatoes = Potamtoes (po-tam-toes)

Word count: 4

potatoes+tomatoes

POTAMTOES- a newly bred potato that has the sweet taste of tomatoes :P try it 2day!

 
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By DarkDude1233 (Score: 3.908)
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Undeadios- Undead + Oat O's
Are human body parts your thing? Need a morning meal? Try Undeadios! Will lower your cholesterol (maybe.)

Word count: 21

Part of a complete and nutritious breakfast.

 
 

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