5- Floating gumballs in the potty would make for good 'target practice' for your toddler.
4- Slightly melt taffies, and tell grandma it's a tastier replacement for her Polygrip.
3- Feed the chewiest candies to your neighbour's yappy dog. He'll stop barking for hours.
2- Hard candy would make great sling-shot amo, keeping pesky squirrels out of your garden.
1- Tie a few candies to your hamster's wheel, then watch the little furball try to get them.

5. Eat every single piece of candy; after all you will be gaining holiday weight anyways.

4. Sculpt a candy bust of your girlfriend. Tell her that it still isn’t as sweet as she is.

3. Get busted making out with the candy bust.

2. Start you own country and use the candy as currency.

1. Try to break the speed of sound by feeding it to children with ADD.

5. Freeze the candy for next year. (hey who's on top of the game!)
4. Bag them in pink and red goodie bags for valentines day. (wow we are almost half way through)
3. Give them to the homeless at the local food shelter. Hey they can use the calories, and they are missing most of their teeth.
2. Donate a basket to your local Anorexia clinic. Tell them its better that they get over their phobia of chocolate the hard way.
1. Glue them to your rear end, you know that's where they are going anyway. Let's be realistic.

5: Give it to homeless people. (They like Halloween too!)
4: Thanksgiving dinner menu consists of: Turkey, cranberry sauce, candy corn, and green beans.
3: Bring it to work and laugh to yourself when its all gone and no one claims to have eaten it.
2: Use it in the kitchen! Sometimes there nothing better than a Snicker Milkshake and Reese's cookies.
1: Eat it. You know you want to.

5. Chuck candy copiously at chunky cop cadets!
4. Build beautiful piles of bountiful bouquets of bonbon bounty.
3. Melt mounds of M&M’s into molded manifestations of multi-layered mice.
2. Playfully pick partially eaten pieces to put peaceful out to pasture.
1. Eat enormous amounts every eight minutes until engorged.

5. Report them to your local anti-poison center (especially the neon colored ones…)
4. Make modern art
3. Bribe local kids into cleaning/babysitting/mowing the lawn
2. Conduct scientific experiments on them: at what temperature are they the most gooey, do they taste different before and after being left under the sofa for a week, do they actually rot or do bacteria refuse to eat them (if so, invent a new form of antibiotics), etc.
1. Leave them in the sun for a bit, then use instead of gorilla glue

5. "Yes gorgeous, the goo DOES make your hair shinier..."
4. "Yes dear, that lollypop DOES make a good ear peircing..."
3. "Yes sweety, the gummy teeth ARE cheaper than a dentist..."
2. "Yes love, that chewing gum WILL fix the gaps in the shower..."
1. "Yes honey, the candy corn DOES make good earplugs..."

5:Eat it all, gain 20 pounds, start diet, lose 40 pounds. Eating candy=losing weight!

4:Melt all the chocolate, pour in your bathtub, soak.

3:Bribe the neighborhood kids to paint your house, weed your garden, etc.

2:Start a business where parents pay you to offer candy to their children from a van. They'll find out if their children listened when they were warned about taking candy from strangers.

1:Set new world record for most candy ever put in a pool. Convince everyone you know to bring their leftover candy to your house. Drain your pool. Count every piece that goes in.

5. Give it back the next day. You could have the first un-manned flying candy bags in your neighborhood!
4. Use it to stuff your turkey in the following month.
3. Tie them with string and use them to decorate the Christmas Tree!
2. Tell your children that the Halloween Fairy kills a kitten every time they eat a piece of candy. You'll find the treats in the trash.
1. Have your children walk to school Monday. Pick them up after, then when they're near the Crossing Guard, throw open the door and ask, "Hey kids, want some candy?"

5. Give the sweets to those in need of the sugar.
4. Use them to power your new sugar-powered hybrid car.
3. Throw them to the neighbor's Rottweiler as a distraction when you walk past (not the chocolate though!).
2. Fumble them around in your hands in an attempt to find inspiration for the Worth1000 “Top Five Things to Do with Leftover Halloween Candy” contest.
1. Create miniature Christmas trees, strings of Christmas lights, wreaths and garlands to hang around the house, and other holiday decorations with the colorful candies.